oh yeah, New Year's resolutions

1) take up smoking again (why did you ever quit???)
2) more hangovers!
2) stress the small stuff
3) cultivate negative thinking and a victimized, "poor me" outlook
4) care way more about what everyone might think about me, me, me
5) prioritize my "budget sortir" -- less museum, theater and concerts, more m'as-tu-vu joints.

Happy 2009! It's going to be stellar, golden, and wacky in a great way.

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